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34g Vanilla Protein, 27 Servings — Pure Bitcoin commerce.

Purchase premium whey protein with Bitcoin payment

Nutrition Information

Nutrition Facts per Serving

34g
per serving
140 Cal
74%
Protein
25g
9%
Carbs
3g
6%
Fat
2g
27
servings
One month supply
Lightning Accepted
Instant, private checkout
* These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Product Features

Take it right after your workout* - helps deliver essential amino acids when your muscles need them most.*

Take it right after your workout*

helps deliver essential amino acids when your muscles need them most.*

70% pure protein per scoop - more protein than standard concentrates.

70% pure protein per scoop

more protein than standard concentrates.

No fillers, no gimmicks - only rigorously selected ingredients.

No fillers, no gimmicks

only rigorously selected ingredients.

Ultra-filtered whey* - supports efficient absorption* and muscle protein synthesis.*

Ultra-filtered whey*

supports efficient absorption* and muscle protein synthesis.*

Enhanced absorption* - digestive enzymes & BCAAs help your body use protein effectively.*

Enhanced absorption*

digestive enzymes & BCAAs help your body use protein effectively.*

Product Overview

Bitcoin & Lightning payments accepted ⚡

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First-Hand Experiences

Straightforward impressions, just as they are

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Product samples were provided for review purposes.

How It Works

Just 2 steps and you're done.

Requirements

All you need: a Bitcoin wallet and a shipping address

Order Steps

Shipping Address

Enter your shipping address. No account required.

Bitcoin Payment

Scan the QR with your Bitcoin wallet — Lightning accepted.

Benefits

Lightning Fast

Instant Bitcoin payments

No Account

Privacy-focused checkout

Self-Sovereign

True Bitcoin commerce

Lightning-fast Bitcoin commerce

Frequently Asked Questions

Common questions about Bitcoin-only whey protein, Lightning Network payments, shipping, and return policies.

Just like when purchasing a hardware wallet or a seed phrase backup device, you can ship HODL THE WHEY to a P.O. Box or Private Mailing Address for added privacy. We are committed to security and do not offer social logins. We also do not collect your email address or phone number. Only the minimum shipping information required by law is collected and stored. All data is kept in a properly access-controlled database. For payment and shipping we use trusted third-party providers (OpenNode and ShipStation). Please be aware of the inherent third-party risks. That said, whey protein purchases are relatively small transactions and are unlikely to be of significant interest to physical attackers as a decisive identifier.
A unique anonymous ID is stored locally in your browser. This ID allows you to access your order history securely from the same device and browser. If you clear your browser’s local storage, this anonymous ID will be lost, and your order history will no longer appear on the Order Page. However, you can still retrieve your past orders using the transaction hash or Bolt11 invoice from your wallet.
Yes. HODL THE WHEY is the only whey protein brand in the world that accepts Bitcoin payments exclusively — both via the Lightning Network and on-chain. We do not accept credit cards or fiat currencies. All orders are paid in Bitcoin and shipped directly from our certified U.S. facility.
You're in the right place. HODL THE WHEY is the only whey protein brand in the world that accepts Bitcoin payments exclusively — both via the Lightning Network and on-chain. No fiat, no credit cards — just sats.
You can use any Bitcoin wallet that supports Lightning Network or on-chain transactions to purchase from HODL THE WHEY. Blue Wallet, Phoenix Wallet, Muun, Wallet of Satoshi, Strike, and Cash App are all compatible. HODL THE WHEY accepts Bitcoin payments exclusively — both via Lightning and on-chain — so you can simply scan the QR code at checkout to pay instantly using sats.
Orders ship every Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday to U.S. addresses. A tracking number will be available on your orders page once shipped. Delivery typically takes 5–7 business days.
We do not accept returns for 'change of mind'. However, if your order arrives damaged or defective, we'll send you a replacement free of charge.
If a replacement is not available, we will issue a Bitcoin refund upon request.
Please contact support within 14 days of delivery to initiate a defect claim.
No—we currently ship only within the USA.
No stress — we’ll sort it out fast.

Please contact us via the Contact form and include one of the following so we can verify your payment on OpenNode:
• Lightning: your BOLT11 invoice (starts with lnbc)
• On-chain: your TXID

With that, we’ll immediately check OpenNode and reconcile your order on our side. If payment is confirmed but your order wasn’t created properly, we’ll fix it and ship right away.

If we ever confirm a duplicate or erroneous charge on our side, we’ll issue a Bitcoin refund or resolve it per your preference.

Still have questions?

If your question isn't listed here, please reach out. We're here to help.

Why Bitcoin-Only?

Bitcoin-only is critical.
When consumers pay merchants directly in Bitcoin, those sats go to the people actually running the shops. That, in turn, creates incentives for merchants to spend Bitcoin throughout their supply chains. In recent years, some payment processors have made it easy to accept Bitcoin alongside other methods, and adoption has grown. But under that model, the underlying capital—materials, equipment, factories—still runs on fiat. Why? Because Bitcoin payments can be auto-converted to fiat and held by the processor instead of flowing through the merchant’s books. Unless merchants themselves hold Bitcoin and start using it throughout their supply chains, a true Bitcoin economy cannot emerge.

We push for Bitcoin-only because it frees people from the hidden extractions and inefficiencies of fiat and builds a leaner, more efficient economy. Yet many fail to see its significance. The crowd watches short-term ripples and misses the long-term tide. The reality is clear: traditional money supply keeps expanding, and because of the system’s design, this structural flaw will persist. That gives us every reason to break from fiat and choose Bitcoin-only.

What does it take to spread a Bitcoin economy and actually help everyday people? The ecosystem must be attractive to ordinary users. Consider a simple example: a kid helps clean the house and gets an allowance. What do they expect? Not abstract “savings,” but to spend it—on a snack or the same trading cards their friends are collecting. If they can’t spend it, they feel left out. The point is timeless: merchants are the prime movers of spending options. The appeal of any economic zone is set by the breadth of things you can buy within it—and the status that comes with those purchases. That is cultural capital. As cultural capital rises, consumers gather, the market grows, more merchants join, the ecosystem strengthens, and cultural capital rises again. Positive feedback. Real growth.

We sell our whey protein exclusively for Bitcoin. If any of our raw-material suppliers or manufacturers start accepting Bitcoin, we’ll switch our payments to Bitcoin immediately. And when Bitcoin-only partners emerge, we prioritize them. We choose Bitcoin-only because it makes our infrastructure leaner, more resilient, and ultimately more prosperous. Yet native Bitcoin commerce remains scarce today. Once more merchants join in, the flywheel effect will strengthen: the market grows, the ecosystem deepens, and the Bitcoin economy takes root.

The frontier is lonely.
We respect—and love—that loneliness. Satoshi Nakamoto and the early cypherpunks sparked a movement on a scale rarely seen. Because of their solitude, we’ve had a chance to gain greater freedom from an extractive, inefficient system. It’s our turn now to carry that intent forward—and build.

The entry of traditional finance has reduced Bitcoin’s volatility. That’s progress for its role as a store of value—not a dull outcome, but one to celebrate. Our reason for accepting Bitcoin has never been to chase short-term cycles. It is to protect ourselves from endless fiat issuance. That principle does not change, no matter how much liquidity grows or how much volatility declines. Less day-to-day volatility simply means less distraction for merchants and consumers choosing Bitcoin as a payment method. The path ahead is more stable—and continues to support Bitcoin’s role as a store of value.

Having established itself as a store of value, Bitcoin’s next important role is as a medium of exchange. As more merchants and consumers choose to transact directly in Bitcoin, a genuine economy begins to form—one where everyday commerce can be settled without intermediaries. This shift makes the system leaner, more resilient, and more accessible. Bitcoin is designed to be durable and adaptable, qualities that make it a unique foundation for building long-term commerce.

That is why we sell our protein Bitcoin-only. As merchants, our duty is to enter the arena and win. That is how Bitcoin’s cultural capital grows. Rivals are something to celebrate: one merchant offers grass-fed, another designs formulas for women, another optimizes for flavor. Each idea expands the landscape of Bitcoin commerce. We have etched our brand into the Bitcoin blockchain as the world’s first Bitcoin-only whey protein brand. We respect and love solitude—and as pioneers, we intend to exist forever.

Purchase Bitcoin-only whey protein and support the Bitcoin economy

We sell dietary supplements and simply accept Bitcoin as a payment method. Nothing here is financial advice.

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We’re building the sovereign economy by offering high-quality health products for Bitcoin only. No fiat. No altcoins. No credit cards. Just Bitcoin — on-chain and Lightning.

*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

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