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Purchase premium whey protein with Bitcoin payment

Nutrition Information

Nutrition Facts per Serving

34g
per serving
140 Cal
74%
Protein
25g
9%
Carbs
3g
6%
Fat
2g
27
servings
One month supply
Lightning Accepted
Instant, private checkout
* These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Product Features

Take right after your workout* - Helps deliver essential amino acids when your muscles need them most.*

Take right after your workout*

Helps deliver essential amino acids when your muscles need them most.*

74% protein per scoop - More protein than standard concentrates.

74% protein per scoop

More protein than standard concentrates.

No fillers, no gimmicks - Only rigorously selected ingredients.

No fillers, no gimmicks

Only rigorously selected ingredients.

Ultra-filtered whey* - Supports efficient absorption* and muscle protein synthesis.*

Ultra-filtered whey*

Supports efficient absorption* and muscle protein synthesis.*

Enhanced absorption* - Digestive enzymes and BCAAs help your body use protein effectively.*

Enhanced absorption*

Digestive enzymes and BCAAs help your body use protein effectively.*

Product Overview

Bitcoin & Lightning payments accepted ⚡

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How It Works

Only 2 steps and you’re set.

Requirements

All you need is a Bitcoin wallet and a shipping address.

Order Steps

Shipping Address

Enter your shipping address. No account required.

Bitcoin Payment

Scan the QR with your Bitcoin wallet – Lightning accepted.

Benefits

Lightning Fast

Instant Bitcoin payments

No Account

Private, hassle-free checkout

Self-Sovereign

Bitcoin-only commerce

Introduction Video

How to Order HODL THE WHEY

Lightning-fast Bitcoin commerce

Frequently Asked Questions

Common questions about Bitcoin-only whey protein, Lightning Network payments, shipping, and return policies.

You can choose to ship HODL THE WHEY to a P.O. Box or private mailing address if you’d like extra privacy. We value your security and never require social logins. We also don’t ask for your email or phone number—just the basic shipping details needed to get your order delivered. We only collect the minimum shipping information required by law, and store it securely in an access-controlled system. For payments and shipping, we work with trusted providers (OpenNode and ShipStation). While no third-party service is entirely risk-free, whey protein orders are small, everyday purchases and not something that would typically draw attention.
We store a unique anonymous ID locally in your browser. This ID lets you view your order history when using the same device and browser. If you clear your browser’s local storage, the ID will be erased and your order history won’t appear on the Order Page anymore. You can still recover your past orders using the transaction hash or Bolt11 invoice from your wallet.
Yes. HODL THE WHEY is a Bitcoin-only whey protein brand. We accept payments on both the Lightning Network and on-chain. Credit cards and fiat are not accepted — all orders are paid in Bitcoin and shipped from our certified U.S. facility.
Right here. HODL THE WHEY is the world’s only Bitcoin-only whey protein brand, accepting payments on both the Lightning Network and on-chain. No fiat, no credit cards — just sats.
You can use any Bitcoin wallet that supports Lightning or on-chain payments. Blue Wallet, Phoenix Wallet, Muun, Wallet of Satoshi, Strike, and Cash App are all compatible. Just scan the QR at checkout to pay instantly in sats — no fiat, no cards.
We ship orders every Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday within the U.S. A tracking number will be available on your Orders page once your package has shipped. Delivery usually takes 5–7 business days, but please allow up to 2 weeks.
We don’t accept returns for change of mind. However, if your order arrives damaged or defective, we’ll send you a replacement free of charge.
If a replacement isn’t available, we’ll issue a Bitcoin refund on request.
Please contact support within 14 days of delivery to start a defect claim.
No, we currently ship only within the U.S.
Don’t worry — we’ll resolve it quickly.

Please contact us through the Contact form and provide one of the following so we can verify your payment on OpenNode:
• Lightning: your BOLT11 invoice (starts with lnbc)
• On-chain: your TXID

Once we receive this, we’ll check OpenNode and match it with your order. If payment is confirmed but your order wasn’t processed correctly, we’ll fix it and ship right away.

If we ever confirm a duplicate or mistaken charge on our side, we’ll issue a Bitcoin refund or resolve it according to your preference.

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Why Bitcoin-Only?

We all know it.
The game’s been rigged from the start. You work harder, but prices eat your paycheck. Your savings bleed out while you sleep. Inflation is the hidden tax — a thief of time. So We opted out. We're done waiting for politicians to “fix it.” A vote every four years? Doesn’t change a thing. Voting with our wallet today hits 100x harder.

How many times have they declared Bitcoin dead? Every time, it was their words that died — Bitcoin kept standing. The real bubble? Fiat. Printed without end, inflated until it popped. And Bitcoin? Bitcoin is the pin.

And once you hold it, you feel it. The wasteful spending disappears. You start thinking long-term. Strong money changes people. Our parents told us: “Work, save, retire safe.” That map doesn’t work anymore. We had to draw a new one.

But don’t get it twisted — it’s not easy. From the outside, it looks like “just hold and get rich.” Inside? It’s trial after trial. Nights of doubt, brutal drawdowns, total loneliness. Only those inside know the weight of HODL.

Legacy finance? Already checkmated. It’s only a matter of time. That’s why I don’t hesitate. Because holding Bitcoin doesn’t just protect savings — it straightens your life. Less waste, more discipline. You take care of your body, your family, your spirit. When money is strong, life gets strong.

We’re the bees stacking honey. Not the flies swarming shit. That’s why we sell whey protein Bitcoin-only. Real economies start with merchants. Lonely? Sure. But solitude is a badge of honor. We led the way.

Purchase Bitcoin-only whey protein and support the Bitcoin economy

We sell dietary supplements and simply accept Bitcoin as a payment method. Nothing here is financial advice.